Lila came out a little shorter than I imagine, but I just had this image of Kell shaking her and all these knives fall out. 

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Don’t know if I’ve ever seen a happier wiener

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Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

Let Goose eat Thanos

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ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

The internet is losing its collective mind over these adorable new cat paw cups that have been released by Starbucks China. The cups feature double walls so that the inner shape looks like a cat’s paw dipping into the cup, as well as a cute cherry blossom design on the outer glass.

The cups were only just released on Tuesday, but there have already been reports of arguments and even fistfights in various Starbucks locations across China as collectors try to score one for themselves. These adorable cups are also available online for a limited time, get yours HERE.

M Y C H I L D R E N

By Hannah Hillam

me with parents

Real seal and beanie seal

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Omfg dying

brooklyn (19)99

HE HAS BEEN LOCATED

“Nina, little red bird. Don’t go.” 🌹

Used #barbienox as face ref