Oh that post is ABSOLUTELY them from my threesome fic! They would be such a toxic nightmare if they ever hooked up.
Bdubs would do a full body shave so Etho could clutch at his thighs without thinking about him being a man, and Bdubs would ask if they're as soft as Gem's.
And Etho wouldn't want to put his fingers inside Bdubs, so Bdubs would have to prep himself beforehand, but Etho would keep talking about how wet he is, how he clearly wants it.
But Etho would also only fuck Bdubs if he was on his hands and knees so that way he doesn't have to see his cock.
It would be so sick and yet so delicious!!!