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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society
suprised that no one has mentioned that the person on the left is our very own @paper-mario-wiki
give her the credit she’s hilarious
oh ya thats me. early last year!
worth noting, i'm this now (🏳️⚧️):
bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
toast three times. it turns to coal. burning toast is not my goal.
The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist
Now rebloggable for 48 hours ONLY get it while you can
it's because 21 resolves to 3 which is the number of the self-penetrating androgyne while 56 resolves to 11 resolves to 2 which is the tension of unsynthesized difference. 2 has no resolution except through 3 which destroys it, much like how the pope described the transsexual as the subject which induces total existential annihilation in the nuclear heterosexual form
I was going to say this as well.
something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.
"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.
epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!
everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post
are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.
trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next
god this was absolutely my best post
Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic
i know i made the original post but come on man
made it more accurate 👍
you could have just put the pixels on there, you didnt need to add something under it
I also could've just added it without the pixels, so maybe don't be an ungrateful bitch about it
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
if any of y'all see posts about house m.d on tumblr and think "I wanna watch that" you need to know that you can skip episodes. i would argue skipping certain episodes is vital to having an enjoyable house experience. house md is one of my favorite shows and has been genuinely important to me as an autistic queer chronically ill cane user. it also revels in it's main character being offensive for the sake of being offensive with that special early 2000s flair. if you care about the concept of fatphobia you will be unable to have a uncomplicated relationship with this show. for every earthshatteringly homoerotic hilson moment and every profoundly accurate disabled scene we the viewers must pay in some insane misogyny. that's just how it is on this bitch of a show
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
HI EVERYONE OP HERE I QUIT THIS JOB TODAY
