i’ll never make it on my own

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

supernatural is either a groundbreaking concept with terrible execution or a terrible concept with groundbreaking execution

exhibit a: season 7 is about a guy named dick whose evil plot is to make corn syrup. his weakness is laundry detergent and a Very Specific Bone. this somehow manages to be a a poignant criticism of american consumerism with a sub-plot of the most tragic yet beautiful romance you've ever heard.

exhibit b: season 15 is about seizing control of your narrative, ending the cycle your absent father began, and learning to tell the people you love how you feel before it's too late. what actually happens is they shoot god with a gun then kill every single character. unparalleled media experience

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

let’s get you to bed grandma

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

i love making art

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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