“do… do they… am i supposed to fuck these strawberries?”
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING 🦐
Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.
“You been hit, struck by… booth.”
I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.
oookaiy, okaiy… tellus okaiy
Cursed
just listen to teacher
poor peter push the broom nothing in his news but doom and gloom
hey guys mind if i
it doesnt like the camera!!
let it scream its trying its best for people to hear
you ask why it screams but you insult it…..it had important words to say…now we’ll never know what they are
oh!! youve coaxed it. it will tell you the news!!
it was screaming because it didn’t want you miss out on a present you got :(
it wonders if you’d like to open it?
oh!! it was an invite!!
they hope you enjoy the festivities (screaming) with them!!
‘I’m gonna get you !’
taken literally 1 minute apart
Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.
Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder
HOLY SHIT