Won't Stop

me: i feel so alone

me: maybe isolating myself will help

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

golden hour

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

Billionaire Philanthropist is such an oxymoron

“Progress happens one funeral at a time.”

Ain’t that the damn truth

Renly was always the only character that mattered.

this was for an aquarium

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

If you wear these while you browse Tumblr it’ll be just like it was in the old days