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they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

lots of doctor worms here tonight i see

meant to say doctor worm fans. i guess we can all be doctor worm. good morning how are you we’re doctor worm

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

What did he do

it

his legs are ombre

I’m gonna die

THE SOCK TAN

Warriors Discord RP

Hi all! I was just reaching out to see if the warriors community was still active on tumblr! I’m part of a discord server for RP! It’s organized and we need more members to join. A lot of people play the Warrior Cats Ultimate Edition, but it’s not required(it’s pretty fun for a Roblox game tho)

You get to choose your own OC for kit, app, Warrior, etc and you get to choose your own clan!

Please DM me and I’ll send your Discord username to a mod and they will talk to you about joining!

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

@thebibliosphere

ROTG Halloween 2021 - @rotg-halloween Day 2 - Head Transplant

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Sandy? Mock you? Why Jack, such little faith! Even if it’s true…

Sketchbook Log: Jack ☃️

Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

No I think your brain is working perfectly. 😂😍

😏 smirk + 🥺 pleading

From Twitter

It doesn’t end there:

another addition

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

rebloggan 4 links

I do my best to live by these words…

Wow! At some of the banned books! Insane!

Reblogging for those links.

I’m keeping this, that’s amazing

[yoink!]

I’m ganking this from you… annnnnnd downloading these .pdfs

I still need to do that

Why In the actual fuck is call of the wild banned it was a great book! I love it

???? we had to read so many of these books back in 2010-

I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.