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falconerjack

‘KAY SO I’M FREAKING OUT YOU GUYS. FREAKING OUT.

This is from the blog post immediately after the end of year 2, and looking back on it, it gives us the entire plot of year 3???????

“How will they tell the boys?” Brunch at Jerry’s

“Will Jack keep this a secret from his NHL team?” He comes out to George and Marty, and presumably Tater.

“Who are the members of his NHL team?” Meet the Falconers update, anyone?

“How will Bitty deal with the pressure of dating an NHL player-or the sadness of sacfricing a relationship for Jack’s NHL career?” THIS IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE PLOT OF FALL YEAR 3. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS DIALOGUE FROM BITTY’S VOICEMAIL.

“It’s Lardo’s last year as manager-how can anyone replace her?” FORD!!

“Are Ransom, Holster and Lardo going to get jobs?” also the plot of the Ford update????

“WHO GETS THEIR DIBS?” DIB FLIP DIB FLIP DIB FLIP

But there are still some unanswered questions in this, like who’s going to be captain and when will Mama Bittle and Coach find out?

WHICH MEANS THAT’S PROBABLY GOING TO BE HOW YEAR 3 WRAPS UP

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I can’t wait to someday buy the Ultra Deluxe Edition Collected Check Please hardcover that will have all four years’ worth of comics, all the tweets, the blog posts, all the extras, and commentary with behind-the-scenes info. it’ll probably cost $5000 dollars and I’ll have to buy two, one for reading and one to sit, untouched, in my shrine to ngozi

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Bob: Sweetheart would you leave me for Harrison Ford Alicia: Yea would u Bob: ya just checking that we’re on the same page Jack: could you not text this in the family group chat Bob: no

Bob: Eric, would you ever consider leaving Jack for Harrison Ford Bitty: no?? Bob: Oh Bob: Really? Bob: Are you sure Bitty: Yes I’m sure Jack: can you please leave my husband alone

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violacakes

Bitty: thank you for asking but Mr Ford is a little outside my preferred age limit

Alicia: would you leave Jack for Diego Luna?

Bitty: …

Jack: EVERYBODY IS BANNED

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greenmantle

nursey for the rest of his life any time him and dex have a disagreement: one of us found ford and the other one has demon eyes so i think it’s obvious who’s right

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me, materialising out of nowhere: so umm I love this new character Ford! I would do anything for her!!💕

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Bitty: how is the worlds's handsomest man doing today?
Jack: (not looking up) i dont know, how are you?
Bitty: *voice cracking* fine
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falconerjack

i can’t get over all the fucking roses in the first panel from jack’s valentine’s day gift to bitty

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