this fucking cinnamon roll

“The Saddest Lyric I’ve Written” 16.12.15

*wants to travel the world but has like 3 dollars*

Alright im done following my heart. Wheres the unfollow button.

excuse me?

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

Why do they always want to go outside?!

They want to go outside because the schools are usually built like prisons and we want to be free

free them

we crave that nature

How To Speak INTERNET

Please father 10 children

TROYE WALKING IN THE YVES SAINT LAURENT SHOW, I KNEW IT OMG

My favourite danisnotonfire/amazingphil/phan gifs ♡

you learn to take the little victories

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

when your mom says she ordered pizza for dinner

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down