My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
….. This legit just humbled me
yep, keeping this one forever
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My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
….. This legit just humbled me
yep, keeping this one forever
like old friends meeting, or the dawn breaking into the night, a thousand years of darkness and then a flicker of light.
art by james r eads, motion by the glitch
Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
(via wnq-writers)
a guy walked into the board room and said
“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”
and i just stared at him and coldly said
“i am the regional reports manager”
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
(via procastiwriters)
E. Grin - this is real life, not puppy love (via written-in-pen)
an excerpt (via unsends)
You may now kiss Mr. Darcy.
The Open Book is a small used bookshop with a spacious flat above. You can rent the flat on Airbnb. When you do, you get the keys to the shop too…
It’s the worlds first Airbnb Bookshop!
F. Scott Fitzgerald, All the Sad Young Men (via mooneyedandglowing)
theunhealedwounds (via wnq-writers)
lxrraine (via wnq-writers)
Ernest Hemingway (via writerniche)
Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever lived
master of sass
HE WAS BISEXUAL. We get to claim the sass master.
NO YOU REALLY JUST Oscar Wilde lived in the VICTORIAN ERA He was a really controversial guy. He hated his society. He also went to jail and destroyed his career because he was in a gay relationship with a Lord. He was a badass. To be honest
His last words were “either the wall paper goes or I do”