!! BREAK THE CYCLE !!

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

cambrian seas

he has no shirt on.

indecent.

maybe the shirt's white. maybe people shouldn't jump to assume that someone is shirtless when the shirt may in fact be the same color as their skin. have you considered that

society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends

I assume this meant to say porn but I think it's funnier this way

I fucked up so bad, this is supposed to be about porn I’m so sorry English majors

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

have you heard they're putting an end to things.

Diagrams are helpful to me

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

:3 cweeper! aww man

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

hand in unedited hand

i invented a machine that transcribes the inner thoughts of oysters and it turns out the first oyster i tested it on was thinking like "beautiful human woman riding a bike i am the bike i am the bike"and i tested it on more oysters and it was all "delicious sediment" "my mucous membrane itchy" "i wish to digest particles" so i guess that one guy was just real horny

like are you kidding me

[credits: @/butchhmolly on instagram]

[image ID: a photograph of a topless, pale-skinned person from waist to knee. They wear dark green cargo shorts with a heavily loaded key carabiner clipped to a belt loop. Peeking out from beneath the shorts are white Hanes briefs and a leather strap-on harness. End ID.]