nothing will ever be a better roast than “Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time” imo neil really ate w that one

i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

little itafushi moments >>>

When the moon fell in love with the sun.

Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

I GAINED 112!! SHE IS NOT TO BE FEARED

where the fuck is dragon ball

this is a list made for 24 year olds

Ideal work schedule:

Character who is shown to be a strategic and analytical mastermind in every scene cannot figure out that the two lesbians sitting next to each other are very madly in love

Cat's and Jean's friendship is very important to me 🫂

“She was the heir of ash and fire, and she would bow to no one”

i have so much band!au content in the pipeline my brain is Rotting but enjoy these two for now

jjk band!au

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[id: aaaaaaand this is why I can't leave this blue hellsite/end ID]

Don’t mind me just crying over Jean Moreau.

I can’t wait to see him continue healing in book 2. 😭

neil josten really saw aaron kill a rapist and was like, "hey i should do that" and then he did. twice. incredible.

Everything is going to be okay 🏵️

jean wordlessly handing his racquet to coach rhemann,,, "i'm missing something. what am i doing with this?" "contrition, coach" oh that was SICK. my god.

everyone saying they want Jeremy to ge the Trojans’ first red card defending Jean, but I hope they stay a clean team because isn’t that a bigger victory? That for all the violence Jean endured and was bred for, he can be gentle and live a gentle existence surrounded by gentle people who love and defend him gently. No more violence, not even on his behalf