We're about to get wet on this ride

“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

Basically,

glad he was finally able to achieve his dream

He's on a good path to become a twitter star as well 💀

WE MOVING UP

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

I can personally relate to Wanda because I too create an entire AU with my mind to escape this reality.

the most unrealistic fanfic trope, imo, is the one where one half of the pair works in some sort of shop and one is a customer bc I have literally never thought about a customer with anything other than contempt

enemies to lovers, 40k

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

dont cry because it happened, smile because its over

if you enjoy my posts and the ensuing nightmares i have a ko-fi

at any given time, one of your nostrils is the Dominant Nostril. however, they switch roles every couple hours. it’s a constant war for the throne; hold a hand up to your nose to check who’s winning

“oh so my nostrils are verse, i wonder which one’s topping” first of all the gods didn’t give u language so you could abuse it with such malevolence 

what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth

I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it

Basically,

there’s nothing quite like reading a book and being like AHA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, and feeling immensely clever when it’s just…….plot

If you voted for tr*mp or support him unfollow me now

The fact that he wasn’t blown out of the water immediately actually disgusts me. The country has been going downhill even faster than it usually did when he took office. I understand how uneducated people voted for him the first time because all his promises seemed so nice. But he hardly did any of them. The country went into an economic depression. More people died from a preventable virus than in WW1. Not even idiots can justify that.

So if you still support that racist, idiotic, cheeto, douchebag, then yes. Unfollow me please and thank you

bisexuals will see someone in period clothes and be like yes

how come i am canonically bisexual and no one cares

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

I wish everyone would admit that classic literature is inherently difficult to read, and that you shouldn’t feel stupid if you don’t “get it”. Especially the dark academia/ classic lit fandoms and stuff. Like unless you have the vocabulary and pop culture knowledge of an 18th century nobleman, it’s going to be a tough read. It’ll take you longer to read; you’re not stupid if you’ve spent several months on a single book! And you don’t have to enjoy everything. It’s okay if you got bored after one chapter of Wuthering Heights, and couldn’t be bothered to read the rest. It’s okay if you want to read your favourite kids book for the 10th time instead. You’re not stupid. No piece of literature is inherently better, more “important”, more “meaningful”, or more “intellectual” than another. First and foremost, read what brings you joy.

all i do is sit and think about imaginary but extremely detailed romantic scenarios