Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married

#i want my otps doing household chores and not even doing it when they go to bed; just reading and falling asleep #complaining to each other about really inane things like the fringe on the curtains #MAKING DINNER TOGETHER AND ARGUING ABOUT BOOKS AND WHOSE TURN IT IS TO WALK THE DOG #absently and casually kissing each other in passing as they go about the day

#AND NOT DYING

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

wait wait you’ve been pondering at the museum? I’ve just been jerking off there

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One night, he tells you that these last six months of happy memories are the counterweight to two hundred years of misery.

Sometimes the smallest thing can rewrite the trajectory of your life. For example: the reason I could only think about Dragon Ball Z for five years of my mortal life is I attended a local theater one-act play based on Waiting for Godot where Vegeta and Frieza were fighting on namek and waiting for Goku. It was so good it rewrote my brain chemistry permanently

Vegeta's growing despair contrasted with Frieza's dispassionate apathy. Desperately trying to ignore the growing realization that Goku might never arrive, might not even exist. The spirit Halloween costumes blending seamlessly with the truly sensitive emotional acting. I would give anything to attend again but there will never be another run

I forgot a really important element of this, which is that the actors for Vegeta and Freeza had heelies on the whole time to suggest flying

ravi joining the 118

they thells she shells by the he whore

This is so Sonic and Tails coded

You right you right

most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

my single desire which has remained consistent through my entire life is "a bed as big as my entire room" and sadly it's just not possible

Alaska King.

no. it is for me alone

"Day five of trying to put on the fitted sheets. I am still making my way to the northern corner, but I fear the south corner came loose. Supplies are running low, I hope they can somehow find my body by some miracle if I don't make it through this godforsaken ocean of linen."

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

im not thrilled on the whole ‘having a vagina’ concept but i must accept that this is a gift god gives to the boys he knows will have the most constant and embarassing boners. at least im given some peace in this life

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