When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately
Everyone: What do u do Me: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually
How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji
You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈
I wonder what you taste like?
Battery acid go away
Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.
This is a personal attack.
Me: I’m over white men *sees a white man* Me: HOODY HOO!!!!
People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer
romanticise buying things off my wishlist
Normalize donating to my paypal
your url is wrong. how can you have a sex if you don't have a gender
the difference between sex and gender is that i didn't have gender with your mom last night. hope this helps
how are ya feeling?
if i could turn into an eel. well that'd be ideal.
haha ideel. idEEL.,
im mentally ill
...............mentally eel........