The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

Please let me have a relationship like this 😭

I want this in my life.

Why we don’t believe critics anymore:

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

Look, call me when you can, okay? I love you. You don’t have to say it back though.

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN. THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:

AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie

i love how baby axolotl just look like organic funko pops

fucking superb you funky little water salamanders

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

Lake Michigone

Lake Possumrat

@rockymountainmayhem @alittlelessclever 👏🏼🤷🏻‍♂️

Haven’t you given me enough shade this week

just playing some pokémon blue

She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself

That’s why it’s such a great album. By the way talk to me I’m bored

Anime characters always state the obvious

This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977.  She was 16 at the time. Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images.  She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982.  No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together. In 19-fucking-77.  So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars.

Hell yeah TJ

Well that’s a naughty word!

I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with