THERE’S A SEQUEL

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

omg I love these

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

ALWAYS REBLOG.

OMFG

when ur playing Lúcio and Reinhardt dies

I almost didn’t reblog this oh I would have regretted it

cartoon logic.

Reblog if you think chubby tums are good tums

Trying to prove something to a friend

rekt

This is art. (via zebrakebebra)

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” 

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

but what if I want to die before I get married

well i guess you just have to be prepared to have sex

reblogging this here because abstinence-only sex education materials are fucking wild

SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE IT

“Serves 5-6”

That’s just a suggestion, right?

I think this is best Civil War edit I’ve seen so far…