jet, bursting into the tea shop and pulling a weapon on zuko and iroh: these two are FIREBENDERS they’re here to DESTROY THE CITY FROM THE INSIDE we have to STOP THEM

zuko, putting down his teapot to draw his swords, not even going to argue with jet: finally, a reason to beat up a customer

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

i hope the people in the year 3000 know what they have to do to fulfill the prophecy

Gandalf lmao that bitch loved an entrance

Gandalf: is out of frame for 10 minutes

Gandalf:

We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

*soft dad snickers*

no offense but I would die for peter parker

?????this site is dying a slow death and you're still adding terrible features????