too many of y'all can’t move in silence because you want an applause from an audience who don’t give a damn about you.

u will never have gf u are just a portly boy in a sailor suit carrying a huge lollipop

i made smth

list of most powerful tweets

and the #1:

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

Lost in the sauce

sonic dont

boot up, Bitch

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

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why did elmo testify before the congress….

Elmo testified before congress in support of funding for music education programs. (Source)

He also did this while looking incredibly adorable.

Meanwhile a man probably sat crammed under that desk so a puppet could testify I’m laughing too hard

I’m sorry but you seem to be mistaking Elmo for a puppet. Elmo is not a puppet. He is a muppet. A puppet is a man made object and a muppet is a living being. There is nobody under the desk because Elmo is real.

exactly.

Thank god for titties and rice

It’s Uncanny Lisa!😂

He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao

im fucking weak

this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t no way i coulda maintained my face OR my tone 

“Thanks to the sketch, no doubt” bruh😂😂😂

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding.