Avatar

🍑shy peach🍑

@seokpeach / seokpeach.tumblr.com

Avatar

    ‘’ I’m too tired... Hopefully, I will be back tomorrow~ ‘’

Image
Avatar
He’d honestly already liked the guy enough, he was friendly and humble and Namjoon could hold conversation with him without feeling immensely intimidated. But then Seokjin became undeniably more interesting (and familiar) at the mention of the library. “Me too. Seriously, I’m not trying to stalk you I just–” he raised both brows as his lips shaped into a small ‘o’. “How’s that for a coincidence huh? Do you go there often?”
image
Seokjin also beamed as Namjoon mentioned going to the library. Obviously there was high chances of it, since it was mostly the only interesting thing on the way, but still. He though they were meant to meet - like it was written in the stars or something.      ‘’ Oh! ‘’ He exclamed too, in surprise.      ‘’ I go there from time to time - I like reading books about art. ‘’ 
image
Avatar

🍑 @93yoongz from here. 

Image

Seokjin wanted to answer back with with some bratty attitude, but he felt like it wouldn’t help his case to stay with Yoongi.      ‘’ Help you? How? ‘’ He blinked;      ‘’ Should I run coffee&snacks errands for you, or jut be pretty and be your muse~? ‘’ Obviously, he was only joking.

Avatar

RANDOM STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ one word, two syllables: demarcation. ❜ ❛ relax, everything’s under control. ❜ ❛ sha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta! ❜ ❛ jinx, you owe me a kiss on the lips. ❜ ❛ pick up your books
.stupid. ❜ ❛ oh my god, the wifi here sucks ass. ❜ ❛ hey, maybe get off the computer and
.go outside? ❜ ❛ nope, this house was built without a bathroom; we just shit on the floor. it’s over there you fucking idiot. ❜ ❛ hey did you hear that gay marriage is legal now in the u.s.? ❜ ❛ you wanna get married? ❜ ❛ not today, okay? ❜ ❛ it’s really incalcalacable. ❜ ❛ okay, um, can you just tell me, please? ❜ ❛ do you want me to tell them? ❜ ❛ you don’t know what it is. ❜ ❛ frankly, i’m a little bit insulted that you have to keep asking about it. ❜ ❛ oh, well, yeah, he’s onto me. ❜ ❛ whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. watch out for this guy. ❜ ❛ he was like a son to me. ❜ ❛ there’s no pizza left? ❜ ❛ you can have my crusts. ❜ ❛ no one even told me the pizza was here. ❜ ❛ you stepped on d.j. roomba! ❜ ❛ hey bro, wanna go get our grub on? ❜ ❛ you know, for a gay couple, you guys are being really gay. ❜ ❛ even though it is bad for me, i am going to do it. ❜ ❛ why did you kill me, _______? ❜ ❛ i’m gonna haunt you, _______. ❜ ❛ i’m gonna follow you and play the black eyed peas non stop! ❜ ❛ agent little dick, do you copy? ❜ ❛ what’s the formula for that fucking hairline? ❜ ❛ did you just say “red 100 emoji” out loud? ❜ ❛ abracadabra, bitch! ❜ ❛ babe, i’m reading harry potter: the prisoner of azkaban, what do you want? ❜ ❛ hey nerd, give me your lunch money. ❜ ❛ get out of my doritos! ❜ ❛ can i give you some constructive criticism? it fucking sucks. ❜ ❛ ______, i may be drunk, but you’re beautiful and smart and know how to moisturize. ❜ ❛ this guy was talking trash, so i beat him up. ❜ ❛ it’s over between us, bro. ❜ ❛ i’m an adult. i do grown up things. independence. ❜ ❛ 
am i a meme? ❜ ❛ did you just break the boat? ❜ ❛ she’s really funny, and she’s warm, and she’s just
well, anyway. ❜ ❛ it’s not like we’re actually kissing. ❜ ❛ are you horse-whispering to me? ❜ ❛ i saw the light. my entire life flashed before my eyes. i gotta do more. ❜ ❛ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot, and i broke everything. ❜
Avatar

texts  from  last  night  :  drunk me  edition. ( slightly nsfw at times ? )

[ text ] hello it’s me drunk me. the ghost of drunkmas past [ text ] i love being white girl wasted [ text ] that’s when you know you’re wastypants [ text ] fuzzy is the best, sloppy is ugly [ text ] if i wasn’t wearing a sweater i’d send you a bra selfie [ text ] i’m drunk peeing [ text ] CUTTHROAT KITCHEN THOOOOOOOOO [ text ] sabotage me [ text ]  things are happening, i’m not sure what  [ text ] who am i [ text ] gbbo would never, mary berry would NEVER [ text ] you win honor who wants money [ text ] i want the money [ text ] why am i sloppy [ text ] i’m pooping or peeing we’re not sure yet [ text ] i’m still on the toilet [ text ] drunk me is a mess of knowledge [ text ] wow i love drunk me [ text ] drunk me: factchecking [ text ] lemme send you a hoe selfie [ text ] meanwhile i keep sending sloppy hoe selfies [ text ] i’m changing into my batman pjs [ text ] this will be my downfall i hate myself me and my pink panther print panties [ text ] leak this pic [ text ] don’t trust me i’m drunk me [ text ] my face feels funny [ text ] see i can type i am in control [ text ] i’ve been sending drunk snaps in my defense [ text ] i’m like one step away from dabbing [ text ] drunk me: laughs in hidden.jpg [ text ] i drunk snapped ____ and ____ while singing beyoncĂ© [ text ] i’ll look at this tomorrow and cringe [ text ] i am sober and in control of the situation [ text ] i sent a ass selfie to ____ captioned: EAT THIS BEN AFFLECK [ text ] HE HAS BATMAN ASS [ text ] i don’t feel more sober at all [ text ] i should be asleep but my drunk thirsty ass is like: cute girl [ text ] i am just a simple farmer [ text ] do the sleepo [ text ] i’m drunk talking to a cute girl [ text ] drunk me is a hoe a THIRSTY hoe [ text ] i won’t remember this in the morning [ text ] i’m not sloppy drunk i’m soft drunk, i call it 4 shots and a glass of champagne [ text ] drunk me: time to thirst message all my friends / flings / exes [ text ] idk what he’s saying but i’m like raw me daddy [ text ] don’t kinkshame me [ text ] i love my aunt she’s trying to get me more drunk [ text ] i have like 70% awareness of what’s going on around me right now  [ text ] i might dab again on snapchat who knows 

Avatar
reblogged
[text] Yes I have a car
[text] send me your address and I’ll come get you

[text] [map attached] [text] There!! I will be waiting  ♄ ♄

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.