🌹🌷💐Holographic Roses Part 2 🌹💐

Some 🌈Holographic bees 🐝 and wasps which one do you like the best? @evilfriends

This article is me

I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

she sure is! if i’m this shitty she has to be doing pretty alright

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

What a polite way to tell me “Dad you f*cked up my hair” 😂😂 at least I tried.

She is too cute😩😍😍😍, she is nicer than my sisters were 😂😭

This deserves to go viral 😭

“I like it… you just got it wrong.” 😂😂😂

I hope future daughter politely gets people together like this💕😆

Her little voice

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

@mings.dynasty

alot of y’all here criticising Grimes for dating Elon Musk when you know DAMN WELL if you were in her place and Elon offered you his 6′4 multi-billion dollar dick, you will abandon your commie values and hop on it. dont be hypocrites!! 

MULTIBILLION?

6′4??

Elon is going to make Claire give up her veganism with that expensive monster cock and I am truly wet thinking about it

LOOK AT HER FACE. SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS WHAT SHE SIGNED UP FOR, AND SHE’S GETTING ALL OF IT

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