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father in law still loves u maggie
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Was thinking about this meme in terms of Vaggie and then I thought of a few other contexts as well:
Alastor to his “employees:”
Then there’s Sir Pentious…
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Wives
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
- Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
- There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
- Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
- The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
- There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
- The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
- Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
- Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".
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Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me
WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE
I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth
DO YOU WANT SOME
THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH
I except teeth
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"My Lord, you are coming back, aren't you?"
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After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!
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You know what would be funny? If Tumblr made more money from the Important Blue Check Marks (of unspecified purpose and also crabs) than Twitter did for verification
I know! I hope they release numbers (and that they're impressive).
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I am glad Tumblr in-house and/or external marketing has studied how Tumblr users work (ie hilariously petty) and is pressing it
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basedandfatpilled-deactivated20
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can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?
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Also rules that Tumblr had the exact same problem that Twitter is currently dealing with (website too wretched to attract advertisers) and came up with the exact same solution as Twitter-ie sell functionally meaningless little upgrades- and Tumblr succeeded where Twitter didn't because Tumblr successfully tapped into its user base's desire to be obnoxious
Like Tumblr introduced sponsored posts YEARS after every other website but it was a smash hit because they pitched it as "for five dollars we will make everyone look at your post whether they like it or not" and it did so well that people actually started buying the premium subscriptions because we all collectively agreed that we HAVE to financially support a website that lets you pay to annoy strangers
Just an entire ecosystem built around new and novel ways to bother other people. I'm never ever leaving
Tumblr launching its blue checkmark thing while twitter’s blue checkmark thing is burning out of control demonstrates superb comedic timing. My god I want to kiss every single one of @staff on the forehead for this.
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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
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guy.s
i saw a post that said it maxed out at 24. so i just. kept buying em. thinking eventually i would get a little message saying i had the max amoutn. but. guys. it didnt. it did nt
- it killed your url on dashboard
- it does this when reblogging
I can’t believe tumblr realised that the best cashcow for this site would be allowing users pay to recreate
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This article trying to explain this site in the wake of the hilarious trolling of the checkmark thing might be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while:
Because, heh, this tracks:
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he is so completely fucked and refuses to realize it lmfao
The FTC gonna fine him billions of dollars holy fucking shit. They could shut the fucking company down. You don't fuck with the FTC.
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