This stupid bitch is going to court over a 90 minute course

Also the course is specifically on maori world views in regards to land and working with iwi and maori clients, so it's not even like she's being taught about maori "religious" beliefs that could conflict with her own.

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farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

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finally drew something nicey

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I Prefer Girls (Weekly Sketch Poll Winner)

Original (illustrated by Robert Maguire)

Grandma: Oh, my golden one, yes? My little baby girl, good girl, good girl. Turns around and looks, what’s in there? who? huh? Persik. (the name of the cat, lit. peach).

The other lady: she probably forgot this place.

Grandma: Mhm, my golden one, my good one, have you seen the snow?

The other lady: Yes, I took her outside.

Grandma: And what, did she try to run away?

The other lady: No, she wandered around a bit but her paws got cold so I brought her back inside.

Grandma: (to someone else)  Her paws got cold.

The other lady: She’s fine now, she’s all warmed up and going to sit like that for a long time.

I hope to be so lucky

As to grow old and cuddle a cat in my lap

I’ve watched a few Chinese court dramas growing up and I have to say, nobody got game like Mao Mao

maomao come back!!!!

i pray that nobody has done this one yet

Everyone shut up and look at my girl

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.