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Blog thingy :)

@krios-alenko / krios-alenko.tumblr.com

"Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor."
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cuntylestat

Laughing like children, living like lovers Rolling like thunder under the covers And I guess that’s why they call it the blues

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the disastrous life of saiki k is fun because all the characters are either insane or stupid or both and saiki does nothing to discourage them . just makes sure they don't die .

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funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

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i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

a fucking what

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remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

SHIT

for people who are confused in the notes:

the song was called “If U Seek Amy,” and technically that’s what she’s saying. the verses are indeed about her looking for a woman named Amy (who she seems to have a crush on). but most English-speaking listeners could tell the chorus had a different message

people went NUTS. I was 15 and didn’t really listen to the radio, but even I caught wind of the controversy. despite having no actual swearing, the song had a radio edit, If U See Amy. many American stations played the edited version because parents’ groups threatened to file complaints with the Federal Communications Commission if they aired the original song

(also it was over 12 years ago now, so excuse me while I have an existential crisis)

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Nothing will happen. But even if something happens, it’s not your fault. I have no regrets. You came into my life like a gift. I’m just grateful for that.
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