Eat her pussy and support all her goals and dreams.

Ernest Hemingway (via hplyrikz)

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

http://ricepuritytest.com/

the higher the number is the purer you are

@kovuwilliams

I got 18 😹

Christy Mack

when he white but not a piece of shit

My dude

A Strage Thing To Say

This fucked me up

whimper "fuck" in my ear and I will destroy you

Anon with No Illness Disclosed (via itfuckinghurtslike)

this is the most true thing i have ever read omfg!

sad b&w blog, I follow back similar