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That Dutch Girl.

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kayoh

Girl help the libertarians are exploding their skulls again

It’s their right to die

Oh I forget that some of y'all are too young to remember when a pretty large subset of people were just totally against seatbelts, especially in conservative and libertarian circles.

A conservative group named Ralph Nader’s “Dangerous At Any Speed” - which highlighted the need for automotive safety features - as “one of the most harmful books of the 20th century” because of that activism around those feature, especially seatbelts.

The Reagan Administration tried to recind a law mandating them.

This shit continued into the 90’s and even later, tbh.

Chip Berlet and Matthew N. Lyons, “Right-Wing Populism in America: Too Close for Comfort,” 2000:

Followers of the Michael Journal lobbied against the Massachusetts seat belt law, believing that it was a collectivist step towards satanic One World Government.
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mikkeneko

I used to make a joke about how if you put up a sign saying Dangerous Acid Pit! Do Not Swim! a solid percentage of americans would do a double backflip into the pit while screaming profanity at you and giving you the double middle finger

then some people did actually in fact go swimming in a deadly acid pit in Yellowstone, despite all of the warning signs and fences trying to prevent them from doing so, and literally dissolved so fast that rescuers could not even retrieve their bones, and i felt bad enough to stop making the joke

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nuevayor

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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yesthatgino

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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chrissongzzz

They tried it

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

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toaarcan

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

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