WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of the Irish Government and i’ll be singing “I’m a Mess” by Ed Sheeran.

I think a year later it's appropriate to bring this post back

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

Inspiring! This Runner Stopped Just Yards From The Finish To Put A Collapsed Rival Out Of Her Misery

Get ready for a truly inspiring story that will really bring a tear to your eye.

As Jessica Haney rounded the corner during the final leg of the NCAA West Preliminary’s 10,000-meter event this weekend, Nicole Price’s lead must have looked insurmountable. But when an exhausted Nicole suddenly collapsed within 200 feet of the finish line, most onlookers expected Jessica to capitalize on the injury and secure herself a first-place finish.

Instead, Jessica taught us all that some things are more important than winning, as she stopped short of the finish line, pulled out a pistol, and put the injured runner out of her misery once and for all.

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why the fuck is everyone in bare feet tho

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

Me

THIS IS WHY IT MATTERS THAT YOU VOTE!!! (x)

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

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DID I JUST EXPERIENCE A BACKWARDS JOHN CENA PRANK