The Weeknd spells his name like someone who couldn’t get the url theweekend

By Rory Phillips

“Windows are the eyes to the house.” - Andy ‘God’ Dwyer

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the half-baked prince

The Golden Compass illustrations

watercolor

A quick Teddy & JSP :’) 

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

Callout post for rude baby seen at grocery store

I’m calling out a baby (approx. 12–14 months old) from the grocery store due to its rudeness. I’m guessing its age based on appearance, motor skills (atrocious) and whatnot. Anyway, I smiled at this baby and it just stared at me. As soon as I started to move on, though, the baby said “no!” and started giggling when I turned back around. This happened multiple times. The baby’s actions were toxic and manipulative. The baby was also manhandling a package of dried fruit which wasn’t yet paid for (which is quite minor) and was just generally sitting around and not helping.

how to win tina’s heart

Me trying to flirt with one of my Moonbeams

when you find a really good alternative universe fanfiction

The other day at work when the tint poured into the paint can, it made this incredible work of art. I wish I could have kept it this way, but alas, the customer still needed their paint. :)

science tumblr, why does paint grow the way trees grow

Fractals

Stop.

Lmfao

💀💀💀💀oss tho

LMAO

I can’t find da lie