Geriatric Viagroid

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i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

"Sex good?"

"I don’t know yet"

noel fisher, ur dumb

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

no google chrome don’t have my most visited pages up don’t give away my secrets

I’m a little worried that Showtime hasn’t renewed Shameless for Season 5 yet considering the other seasons got renewed like 2 or 3 weeks after the premiere. 

I’m hoping they will soon because the viewers are averaging just a tad bit less than Season 3 did. 

Let the pray circle begin for this. 

it was renewed like a few days before the last episode of season 4...

He totally gets that look in his eyes.

when someone follows all your mutuals but not you

Man successfully grabs remote without knocking over cheetos, yet remains displeased.

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This man lives in a world where everybody is in an infomercial. They all screw up simple daily tasks, but not him. Because of his incapability to be incapable, this man is bullied, ridiculed, and shunned by everyone around him. Yearning to fit in, he desperately tries to be clumsy but fails to cause a huge mess.

Until one day when he was confronted by a mugger. The mugger tried to stab him but continuously missed until they stabbed themself. He found his true calling and became a hero, stopping criminals everywhere by using their own  clumsiness against them.

INFOMERCIAL AU

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