my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am

what are yall being for Halloween?

alone

saying “its okay if you dont fit standards of beauty set up by oppressors” is NOT the same as saying “it’s okay to be ugly” the latter implies that there IS something wrong/ugly about you but its “okay”. the former throws the entire standard away and tells people that it doesn’t matter if an oppressive force labels you as ugly because thats not who you are.

captain america was bitten by a radioactive american 

things i want to be

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

Which do you prefer?

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

a wholesome post thank u

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is Me: immediately starts crying

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

Oh my GOD this is a Holy Post™️

“If you love books so much - why is it I never see you reading?”

me:

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)