@plant-ghoul / plant-ghoul.tumblr.com
If worse comes to worse.
I'm tired. Of a lot of things. I love Tumblr but I'm exhausted with a lot of the doomscrolling and controversy.
I'm NB and trans. I can't stand to see the hate. I'm here for memes and other funny shit. But I may leave if things come to pass.
Follow me on Bluesky if you want. I'll try and be more active there.
Okay, so.
High as hell.
Made pancakes and put a thin layer between the pancakes in the stack while they're still warm.
Light dusting of cocoa powder before the syrup.
You're welcome.
I just realized now that I'm sober that I didn't say what I put between the pancakes.
Peanut butter.
I put peanut butter between the pancakes while they were still warm.
Jesus, I was high as fuck.
Two things.
1.) Your initial high post felt like I was reading the most important historic text known to man and then most important sentence/word was rubbed off by time, lost to future generations.
2.) If you wanna spice that shit up, put CRUNCHY peanut butter. You will meet God himself.
This is why you're my hermana. π
I'm about to blow your damn mind too...
Try it with waffles. They got the little pockets to hold the chunky peanut butter!
You wanna know what I do with eggo waffles?
Not only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but ice cream sandwiches.
Oh damn, spill the tea
i wouldβve fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i wouldβve jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes iβd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it
bells. i meant bells
donβt do this to me
sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field
Okay, so.
High as hell.
Made pancakes and put a thin layer between the pancakes in the stack while they're still warm.
Light dusting of cocoa powder before the syrup.
You're welcome.
I just realized now that I'm sober that I didn't say what I put between the pancakes.
Peanut butter.
I put peanut butter between the pancakes while they were still warm.
Jesus, I was high as fuck.
Two things.
1.) Your initial high post felt like I was reading the most important historic text known to man and then most important sentence/word was rubbed off by time, lost to future generations.
2.) If you wanna spice that shit up, put CRUNCHY peanut butter. You will meet God himself.
This is why you're my hermana. π
I'm about to blow your damn mind too...
Try it with waffles. They got the little pockets to hold the chunky peanut butter!
fancy raptors
Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because itβs absolutely stunning
This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets oβ art god.
ok!!! :0
Part of me is like βneat. Reblog,β and part of me is like βI understand now why impressionism took off, because thereβs a 0% chance the artist wasnβt like βfuck this shitβ by the halfway point.β
Happy Piccolo Day!!
HAPPY PICCOLO DAY
Okay, so.
High as hell.
Made pancakes and put a thin layer between the pancakes in the stack while they're still warm.
Light dusting of cocoa powder before the syrup.
You're welcome.
I just realized now that I'm sober that I didn't say what I put between the pancakes.
Peanut butter.
I put peanut butter between the pancakes while they were still warm.
Jesus, I was high as fuck.
Two things.
1.) Your initial high post felt like I was reading the most important historic text known to man and then most important sentence/word was rubbed off by time, lost to future generations.
2.) If you wanna spice that shit up, put CRUNCHY peanut butter. You will meet God himself.
They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.
Joshua Trees are a weird thing that stayed since the last Ice Age. They're on the decline anyways because no mega mammals eat their seeds and pop them out else where anymore. Hasen't been one around in over ten thousand years but still they persist. Sometimes they thrive in small areas and other times they die out.
Then California decides fuck the Joshua Trees and destroys four thousand of them.
Fuck California. Joshua Trees provide shelter to hundreds of different species.
Cunts.
People asking if there is anything that can be done, YES.
There is a group trying to get this halted but they need to be boosted!
thank you doraemon <333
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: Iβmβ¦ pretty sure it wasnβt
Aang: thatβs what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
can we get this post to 420,000 notes
