Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

Relatable

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

lets not forget this gem

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

interesting how you forgot 

and

ok but

and

hmmm and perhaps

and these ones too

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

excuse me but:

where would we be withour kermit

can’t believe y'all forgot

So.

I don't know why I did it, but here's an AI restoration of the "God i wish that were me" guy

This feels like when they show you what a mummy looked like alive

watching my mutuals' E3 commentary

Well this is a new one.

to those who hyperfixate on an obscure or already ended media I wish you a good evening and a good night

“Worldbuilding” is a very sophisticated word for the process of “YOOOOOO wouldn’t it be cool if...”

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

i’ve been thinking about Gender and i think i’m not particularly attached to being any particular gender, i just like being Pretty and i would likely equally enjoy being Handsome, but due to my body and the limited amount of spoons i have, Pretty is my most achievable option.

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.