High school musical is a metaphor for bisexuality in that basketball is the straights and theater is the gays and when Troy’s dad said “you’re a basketball player not a singer” Troy says “WHAT IF I WANNA BE BOTH” and the whole team acts like they’re SHOOK

bi school musical

Oscars level Steve Harvey

Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin

Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back. 

#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck

I also love that they just came out of an exam where Hermione was all “I quite enjoyed that” and Ron was very much “I did not have a fucking clue” but Harry’s all “My scar hurts, it means something, Voldemort is nEAR”

why is it so hard to convince men to wash their faces …..why do they think skincare is for women…..please, your skin cells are suffocating underneath their own dead brethren and you must exfoliate them….free them

The scariest thing this Halloween is

How badly I’m coping with my unresolved emotions

Ayyyy I’m with you bud

*feels deeply but cannot explain*

Narrating People’s Lives: On a Walk! 👑 (Yesss she melted my heart!!! XD)

-Sanders:  Story time!  Little did this gumdrop know, they would soon grow up to be a mighty princess. -Kid:  I know. -Sanders:  (laughs)

omgggg

I hate 2016 so much.

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?