Sloth with a Blog

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

fuck yes

"Well it's 3 AM and I can't sleep, let me do some light reading on wikipedia. Huh, I feel like I've heard about this 'Battle of Suiyang' before, let me check it real quick haha."

Me, roughly 2 hours later:

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

what the fuck

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

Half of the fun of drinking hot tea is holding the warm cup in your freezing hands. Lizard on a rock moment.

Sometimes fanfiction is a love letter to canon, and sometimes fanfiction is pounding on canon's door and yelling for it to get out here so you can kick its ass.

Hi, I'm the OP, and I want you to know that this is the reblog that made me laugh the most.

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it’s over something that’s just objectively really silly

For example, right now there’s neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn’t be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

Brand new sentences in the discord tonight

I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.

remember what they took from you

ive always thought loam was such a beautiful word. its ratio of soft consonants to vowels is incredible.

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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