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Get down mr president

why did he say this

passenger princess playing with her fidget toy

gripping my thighs with my nails about this written by @ryebreadgf

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

YOURE ALL SO MEAN TO MY BOY

creature.

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

comic by @hausofdecline

Harry: Ooo, dat kid! Once we've robbed this house, i oughta knock some respect into him!!

Marv stumbling into Kevins 17th trap:

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

it's like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for

so true mr vonnegut