Howdy!

only ginger ale can tame me

New hobby: dropping the worst possible discourse topic I can come up with into the general chat of a server and watching the other members swarm their keyboards like piranhas

why he do dat

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰

meanwhile on twitter

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

wait actually

i cant believe this is a real photo

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!

#StopRomanticizingAmericanHistory2k21