willgrahamneedsahug reblogged
Remember when Europe had taste and let demons from hell win.
I can’t imagine watching eurovision without the uk commentary tbh, Norton makes this show (and Wogan did before him)
willgrahamneedsahug reblogged
europe: ugh sweden why would you send such a generic pop song??
sweden:
OH MY GOD THIS IS DRAMATIC
OOOOH he's back everyone. Yum. The charisma.
Graham whenever he sees the ESC president
I don't want to crush anyone's dreams, but at this point I think it's unlikely that we're going to win :(
Graham, accepting our fate
Crowd: *boos at russia*
Graham: She's only standing there guys
Russia: *gives 12 points to moldovia*
Graham: I take it back, you were right to boo all along
OOOOHHH two points from Montenegro! Thank you, we'll visit!
Graham
*armenia's representative comes on screen*
Graham: ... is anyone else scared?
*norway's judges appear on screen*
Graham: and I was /just/ about to say it hadn't been too annoying tonight.
host: our country is full of young magicians! Want to find out more about it!
graham: Not really.
*clip starts*
Graham: oh, i see. it wasn't really a question.
Hosts: There's still 21 countries to hear from!
Graham: thanks for pointing that out.
Yeah, this crowd doesn't care about the world cup
norton knows the audience
CROATIA TOO YES LADS
YES LATVIA
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D BE SO EXCITED OVER 2 POINTS
Who let Mel represent us lmao
get wasted with graham