https://instagram.com/p/Bkiq_NFlFP9/

I like to think of these videos as they’re retirement. They don’t have to fight anymore and can live peacefully in their new homes 💕

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

walk like an egyptian

¯\_(ツ)¯\_

the definitive version

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

Yall forgot the final product.

:D

speeding sand dollar

i love her

unmute!!

ok im currently working at a summer camp and theres this 8 year old girl playing minecraft on a phone and shes been spawning sheep in a pit with wolves and then watching the sheep die repeatedly for like 6 minutes now

shes been steadily increasing the amount of sheep in the pit

another girl came over to see what she was doing and she immediately turned around to show her a house she had built but as soon as the girl left she went back to the wolf pit

it happened again a boy was glancing over at her and she acted like she was cutting down a tree and then when he lost interest she went back to the pit

she went down in the pit and stabbed a few to death but now shes back to letting the wolves do the work

Criminal Minds

the sign says “Popoko and Pipimi Shitty Anime Party”

OP u forgot the best part. That’s not party as in launch party. That’s party as in political party. What they’re in looks like one of those political cars with speakers on them that go around during election times talking about candidates.

im actually laughing so hard at this

tHE GUY WITH THE CAMERA HAS THE PUREST CANADIAN ACCENT I’VE EVER HEARD OMFG

Yeah uhhhh quick question how are they not dead

white people are so fucking scary

fergie’s big girls don’t cry playing in the bg really cements this as an experience

this response was so strong I immediately soiled myself

yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?

i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.

like…….. Yall…………..

Poor souls

God straightwashed them

they were too powerful, they had to be nerfed somehow

What a sweet little pumpernickel

Friendly reminder Bea Arthur was the real mvp and created a shelter for lgbtq+ youth

the Bea Arthur Residence could use donations to help cover their operating costs, btw!

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

bold of you to assume that they aren’t the same thing