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I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me
I've got one of these. It's from the vtech V.smile educational games console. It's got a really nifty feature: it's ambidextrous!
you start beating them and mid match they beyblade their fucking controller to their dominant hand
Do I need to speak his name.
Beware y'all...
its Morn Spinning Monday
happy Morn Spinning Monday to all those who celebrate
Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.
🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH
Never in my life have I seen all cat so clearly thrilled to be swung about like a ferret
“Alkrom” © Antonio J. Manzanedo, accessed at his ArtStation here
[Alastor the Grim was originally introduced in a Dragon Magazine article in the very early days of D&D, and was name-checked in the original Monster Manual II. I discovered him through ENWorld’s Creature Catalogue website, which eventually formed the basis of the original Tome of Horrors. The Pathfinder edition of the Tome of Horrors Complete has a version of Alastor in it, but the balance is wonky, as are all of the TOHC unique fiends.
I like the idea of Alastor as the Darth Vader of Hell–outside of the normal hierarchy, loyal only to the ultimate authority, the devil even other devils fear.]
Pit Fiend Noble, Alastor CR 25 LE Outsider This towering, red-skinned fiend is clad in piecemeal armor and carries an enormous, blood-stained axe.
Alastor the Grim is the Executioner of Hell. He is among the most powerful of pit fiends, and he enforces the will of Asmodeus with swift death. Alastor can be found on the frontlines of incursions from other planes, suppressing rebellions of Hell’s miscellaneous denizens against devilish rule, and keeping the schemes of the Dukes of Hell and the malebranches from interfering with their duties. He is the manifestation of Hell’s cruel law, and is an unquestioning and faithful servant of the Prince of Darkness.
Alastor the Grim is a melee combatant first and foremost, although he does supplement his incredible strength with the spell-like abilities common to pit fiends, and a few more besides. His chosen weapon is Hellcleaver, an enormous headsman’s axe which he wields with staggering efficiency. He is clad in spiritual armor forged from the quintessence of a thousand executed traitors, and his blows can ignore the defenses of even the Archfiends. Alastor is often found alone on his missions of vengeance, but does not hesitate to work with troops of elite cornugons or osyluth inquisitors. Not even death can stop Alastor—when slain, he is reborn in Nessus by the grace of Asmodeus. As such, he will readily fight to the death unless in battle with a powerful angel or another servant of good gods that could intercede and prevent his resurrection.
Alastor maintains strongholds on all nine layers of Hell, and travels between them regularly. The one vanity he allows himself is to collect trophies of important or memorable missions. Each of his domains features a gallery of the severed heads of his most prominent victims. Alastor concerns himself mostly with ensuring the stability of Hell, and has little patience for mortal affairs. He disdains worship and has no interest in granting spells—perhaps this is why he has resisted promotion to full Infernal Duke. His origins are mysterious; some claim he is a fallen god of justice, others that he was the first pit fiend created, or he was a mortal petitioner who remembers his previous life. The Executioner of Hell is silent on all of these rumors, and is silent on most subjects. When Alastor speaks, it is typically to pronounce doom upon his victims.
My shadow monk/thief rogue tav (so enraptured by gale I rewound 40 hours to romance him 🤪)
Tempest, the dark urge.
shadow the hedgehog
