The artist and their muse ✨

disabled and chronically ill nb people: you’re super strong and awesome and i love all of you! i hope you have a good day and some extra spoons! 

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

power move

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

With every update Minecraft becomes less lonely, we started on just endless plains of grass with nothing in sight and now there’s life everywhere

The quiet sadness is beginning to fade from this once desolate world. The bees are returning to the forests. You can hear the chirping of parrots in the jungles and the yipper of foxes scurrying through the trees. The villagers have rediscovered agriculture, smithery, and finer arts like brewing and tapestry. Some have even tamed llamas and begun to travel the world.

Once barren depths, the ocean floors are now full of life, from the coral reefs now growing in warm waters to the ships that have floated to surface, all brimming with cheerful dolphins, turtles, and all kinds of fish. Even the zombies seem to have found a home under the sea, where many have taken up fishing as a hobby.

So much beauty is returning to our world.

Because the words spoken so long ago are finally coming true without as they have always been within.

And the universe said I love you.

And the universe said you are love.

And the universe said you are stronger than you know.

And the universe said you will never be alone.

All Minecraft Bees say gay rights!!

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

every other YouTuber: I won’t talk about politics, but if I do, know that all opinions are valid whether you agree with me or not

Joe Hills: immigration is good and if you disagree than you’re morally wrong