Avatar

A Pitiful Shapeshifter

@bakeneko-no-ai-blog / bakeneko-no-ai-blog.tumblr.com

α мαη ℓινιηg ιη α ѕмαℓℓ нσмє ηєαя тнє ѕняιηє ιη gσтσкυנι, αη αη¢єѕтσя тσ тнє σηє ωнσ вιятнє∂ тнє ℓєgєη∂ σƒ тнє ωανιηg ¢αт, ѕєαя¢нєѕ ƒσя тнσѕє нє ƒιη∂ѕ α∂єqυαтє.
∂єѕριтє ¢σммση ƒαвℓєѕ, тнє вαкєηєкσ ∂σєѕ ησт тєη∂ тσ αι∂ нυмαηѕ, тнσυgн ιт ℓσνєѕ яєℓуιηg ση тнєιя мιѕρℓα¢є∂ тяυѕт.
PostsLikes
Avatar
reblogged
napstatonbrand-blog
Avatar
moonlitmurder-blog

Starter Prompts: Angela and Ciaran Edition

  • “BRRBVRRMMBRRRRR.”
  • “Can you mentally eyeroll? You bet your ass.”
  • “Can we talk about Mormons again?”
  • “Female sleepovers are gay though.”
  • “Follow your dick-sucking dreams, my friend.”
  • “Ghosts can’t suck dick.”
  • “Gun, arm, dead, door.”
  • “He’s Yeerking it up.”
  • “LEGS. GOOD LEGS.”
  • “My skin is falling off, I think I’m becoming the female titan.”
  • “I can feel your face.”
  • “I’m dead and I do what I want.”
  • “I’m gonna fuck the puzzle.”
  • “I’m going to pretend this song isn’t about getting dick.”
  • “I wanted my break skittles.”
  • “I will not rest until my ghost gets laid.”
  • “Kissing makes me dead inside.”
  • “Our sleepovers always go from zero to gay in 0.2 seconds.”
  • *science dork yelling about a lack of quality haggis*
  • “Shhh. Gun arm.”
  • “Shut up, this is why you’re dating the ghost with morals.”
  • “Stop getting ghost drool on my couch, you gay asshole.”
  • “Stripping to Rockafeller Skank is okay.”
  • “Stripping to Space Jam is too far.”
  • “That robot’s got anxiety.”
  • “That washing machine is me.”
  • “The good was at Yeerks.”
  • “The noodles are working wrong.”
  • “They became one person just to lay on the floor.”
  • “They’re done being a blanket now.”
  • “They’re going to fall on their robot asses.”
  • “Where did this person’s consciousness go? Where did you put it?”
  • “You don’t need to apologize for getting your leg stuck in the couch.”
#heck ye#[while dancing] that robot's got anxiety! that robot's got anxiety!
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

FIND A WITCH.

Image

“I’m, um, not exactly up with human social circles? I don’t know where to go about finding a witch, or any particular reason not to enlist a human with a valid ID that I can just gnaw on later.”

#ask#anonymous
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

HOW MANY NORMAL WEDDING PLANNERS ARE THREATENED BY DEMONS, LEVA? HOW MANY?

Image

“Normal wedding planners won’t do.”

#ask#anonymous
Avatar

He’s made himself a scarf. Out of his own self.  It’s weird to see him weave thread made of himself, but in the end, it’s still fabric.

Image

“This looks cute.”

Avatar
reblogged
Avatar
knight-of-the-flame
Image

“No problemo, Meowzers. Glad to be of assistance. It’s good that you eat it raw, though. I really don’t want to have to go through the trouble of learning how to cook chunks of my own body.”

Avatar
bakeneko-no-ai-blog
Image

“I mean, cooked meat is kind of a sad, sad waste of food. Even humans know meat is better raw, they just cook it because they have sad immune systems that’ll try to kill them if they eat something they can’t handle. I don’t really have that problem.”

#knightoftheflame#''i eat metal of course i don't cook my freaking meat''
You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.