Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

@jaekaeyay here ya go

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

This post made it onto Reddit and then a YouTube video which means I’ve exposed multiple websites to my man residue

Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

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Link will be in the reblog!

Link to the bundle

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THE ROOM (2003) dir. Tommy Wiseau

The sheer physical control it takes to look so smoothly robotic is freaking insane...and yet we humans (at least a few of us) have mastered it.

Also, when he collapses "to his knees" and then hovers his knees above the ground, flexing his knees in and out, moving across the flagstones? Hellaciously difficult. Oh, I'm sure most people could give it a try, but he does it smoothly, with absolute control. Years of practice, years of physical training.

It is far easier for a human to walk "like a robot" than for a robot to learn how to walk like a human, folks. Machines can knit, but only humans can crochet. Enjoy these sensations of delight and wonder at how marvelous our fellow beings can be!

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

#we loooooove the methodology of a cancer cell

#constant expansion at all costs!! go go go go go!! what do you mean the body has died

^^^^^^^^^^^

breakfast senshi

i dont care about any funny anime gag except for the girl trying to peg her boyfriend and instead of showing sex the next frame is her in a jumpsuit doing maitencne on a manhole

I read what’s available so far, and this panel doesn’t get into the best part. She can’t get the manhole open with just her fingers, so she grabs a strap on….. which is represented as this:

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.

Mun lempi asia ikinä on kaikki hassut paikkojen nimet :D

Honarable mentions: Pahanpervonkangas, Kuolema, Paskarasva

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

After Breakfast (Päättynyt aamiainen / Avslutad frukost), 1890, by Elin Danielson-Gambogi (1861–1919)

Apparently this painting is the first depiction of a woman with a hungover in Finnish art, at least by a female artist. It was condemned and mocked by the contemporaries; even Danielson-Gambogi herself later seems to have regretted presenting it publicly, calling it “that idiotic breakfast thing”. *

Obviously I disagree with her: I’ve always loved this painting and its atmosphere :)

* Leponiemi, S. (2021). Niin kauan kuin tunnen eläväni: Taidemaalari Elin Danielson-Gambogi. Gummerus.

when you reread the bit in book 7 where snape gives his report and voldemort looks right at him and reads his mind

you realize how dangerous it is

and how skilled snape is

because not only does he keep voldemort from discovering his secrets, but he does it in an undetectable way where he thinks he is succeeding at reading snape's mind