SharkieChiko

“There’s a girl among the students!”

"I broke up with my girlfriend because she died and I am not attracted to corpses" is actually considered the normal thing to do, and yet you sound like a jerk if you say it like that.

That's because the morally correct thing to do is become a necromancer and bring them back. Romance is even in the name!

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

[ID: Two images, one from the original post and one from the reblog. The original post is a TikTok screenshot of a person's eyes appearing concerned, with the text above them reading "it's 2075 & My Neuralink glitches out and I get to see the beautiful night sky for 13 seconds without ads. (It's been 17 years)"

The second image is a screenshot of a news article by Stephanie Buck. The headline reads "During a 1994 blackout, L.A. residents called 911 when they saw the Milky Way for the first time." The sub-heading reads "More like the City of Too Much Light..." The cropped article below reads:

"In 1994, a 6.7-magnitude earthquake rumbled through Los Angeles at 4:30 a.m. The shaking woke residents, who discovered the power had gone out citywide.

Some left their houses or peered outside to check on the neighborhood. It was eerily dark -- no streetlights and few cars at that late hour.

They looked up at the sky. It was flush with cosmic bodies that had been invisible up to that point -- twinkling stars, clustered galaxies, distant planets, even a satellite or two. Then some people became nervous. What was that large silvery cloud that trailed over the city? It looked so sinister they called 911.

That cloud was the Milky Way. They had never seen it before."

The section starting with "Then some people" and ending with "They had never seen it before" is highlighted by a red box surrounding the text.

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Update in my husbands rivalry with dev Patel, finally went to the movies to watch monkey man and halfway through dev patel takes his shirt off and he pulls his phone out and starts showing me shirtless pictures of himself, insane.

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

can we just have, like, any feminist movement whatsoever. did everyone just stop caring?

feminism became a declawed commodified marketable trend and then trends changed and everyone just decided to pretend we won feminism despite nothing changing? despite things actively getting worse? is that what happened?

in the club doing unspeakable things

standing there not talking

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

Item: gas mask that filters out Necrotic as well as Poison

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

It was just the most out of pocket misogyny I've ever received, like why would he have said that

"You're a woman": Would be meaner if I wasn't in girl mode but okay good start

"Women are lesser": Heard it before, what else

"You'll never be a man": Bit weird but it tracks

"Just like I'll never be a woman": .... Why do I suddenly feel bad for you. Like you suck hot shit but I wanna give you a pep talk. You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right? I'm still kicking you out of this store, though. What the fuck is going on

happy april 22nd ✌️