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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

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me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.

As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.

Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania. 

Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret

Something I will never stop finding funny no matter how much time passes is Bioware in the first Mass Effect game going: 

“Alright players, we’ve got a hot girl for you to smooch for all you guys out there and we’ve got a hot boy for all you lady-gamers to swoon over, and we’ve even got a hot lady alien that looks like a conventionally attractive woman except she’s blue and has tentacles for hair for you gentlemen and ladies that are feeling a bit more…adventurous ;)” 

And all the fans were like “That’s great but uhhh- we wanna fuck aliens” 

“But we already have aliens sexy-blue squid lad-”

“No not those” 

“Wh-” 

“We wanna fuck the bio-suited alien with a mask so tinted you can’t see her face and may die if we touch her and the seven-foot-tall bird bug man with a voice like liquid v e l v e t” 

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy jesus

by writer/storyboard artist Steve Wolfhard

from Steve:

“In honour of the AT finale getting nominated for an Emmy, here’s some headcanon that I’ve been holding onto for a while. I had the idea that when Jake eventually passes away he’d start growing uncontrollably, sort of like how a dead body can let go of its bowels.”

you know what fuck you support all aspecs or die by my sword

thank you for this protection

This girl has a strong message for body-shaming victims: “Wear whatever the hell you want”

Sara Petty created a collage of tweets she found, alongside pictures of her wearing the clothes that the tweets said not to wear with a big smile strewn across her face. The result was glorious and in addition to helping other girls feel good about their bodies, she also helped herself.

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Overwatch almost has as many new characters (10) that it first revealed (12) during its Beta!

Iconic

the news is bad sometimes

Okay but what’s the phone

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thats what cain used to kill abel

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like…..poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day

Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.

It's almost like guns are tools designed to kill people, and having a tool designed to kill people makes it easier to kill people.