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Two Seals Fighting Over A Grape

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So hey, idk if many people will have noticed but I barely use this account anyway. It’s like five years old and I think it’s time to make a new one. I’m trying to follow people I remember and stuff, but my memory is abysmal. Follow my new account and I’ll follow you back if we were mutuals on here. I’m also more often on twitter (but it’s super Marvel heavy and not for everyone). Thank you so much, everyone. 

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Vaguely important

So hey, idk if many people will have noticed but I barely use this account anyway. It’s like five years old and I think it’s time to make a new one. I’m trying to follow people I remember and stuff, but my memory is abysmal. Follow my new account and I’ll follow you back if we were mutuals on here. I’m also more often on twitter (but it’s super Marvel heavy and not for everyone). Thank you so much, everyone. 

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white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

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roachpatrol

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

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lizawithazed

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

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