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Pablo Picasso? More like Pablo Pic-arsehole.

if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay.

If you get to be in the Guinness Book of World Records, you use that opportunity

He is... the one.

today i remembered the gb hunter/super gb booster, an unlicensed n64 peripheral that let you play game boy games but couldn’t emulate the sound so it just played its own extremely fucked up music on loop forever

I’ve watched this video like nine times over the last 18 hours and the song gets better _every time._

I had to find this post again because I’ve been thinking about how other Star Wars cast members (John Boyega, Kelly Marie Tran and others) have talked about the extent to which they had to keep all Star Wars mentions from their family. They didn’t even tell anyone that they’d been *cast* in a SW film, let alone discuss any of the actual film details.

And here’s Jiang Wen, gets the super top secret script and the damn thing is written in English so naturally he’s like “FFS I can’t read this!” so he calls his boys to come and READ THE SCRIPT and get their opinion. Non-disclosure agreement be damned. lol

Another addendum: he told this story at one of the red carpet premiers, and there he adds that his son said “this is a hero” to which he replied, “but don’t you think superheroes are silly?” and his son said “but this is a humorous hero” and that was what sold him. The humor was important. <3

I love Jiang Wen.

the guy pissed off the chinese government at least once so much that they were considering banning him from directing for seven years, and likely have. 

‘disney told me not to do this’ probably doesn’t even register on his radar.

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

my wife, holding my newborn son: he’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen….

me, thinking about super monkey ball speedruns: he’s……. okay i guess