Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

Let see what happens

I need I need I need

So i reblogged this earlier and i stumbled across this website and paypal already sent me $50 for doing polls!! Tysm money Tubbs! ^_^

study tip:  if you’re like me and get distracted by music but uncomfortable in silence, ambient noise is your best bet. this channel has ambient atmospheric noise of harry potter, game of thrones, and lord of the rings locations. right now im in the ravenclaw common room. ur welcome

oh and this one does historical locations, like leo da vincis workshop

Wow me too

Phobos was the god of fear. This a moon named “fear” dying from stress. 

Even more me

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”

Sweety, darling, sugarpie….

Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?

The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

being friends with artists to get free drawings doesn’t even work!!!! i am an artist and i cant even give myself free drawings

Honestly if I tell you I’ll draw something for you there’s really only about 5% chance of me actually drawing it.

Most of the times if your artist friend wants to draw something for you they won’t even tell you.  You’ll just find a picture in your face one day with nice comments like HERE BITCH TAKE IT.

Tell me what time it is and what you currently hear 👂🏽

calm the F down

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Proud to be Canadian

Imagine getting the legs of this chicken in your popeyes box

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

bb-8 starts picking up swears from r2 and poe is appalled.

*covering bb-8’s audio ports* stay away from my tiny droid, you blue tin can

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight