Not Giving Up, Just Starting Over

@jumpingjacktrash

BEAR BEANS

when you’re having a mental breakdown and someone asks how you’re doing

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

ME TOO

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

GRAN FURY ALL PEOPLE WITH AIDS ARE INNOCENT , 1989

Manhattan, NYC

Roseanne 2018

[show now opens with a harmonica solo of New Slaves] 

Roseanne: I bought us all Yeezy Stretch Canvas Lace Up Boots to celebrate Dan’s opioid relapse 

Laurie Metcalf, Oscar Nominated Actress & Tony Award Winning Actress: I have traction alopecia from my 15 pussy hats

Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. Not much has changed in 6,000 years. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT