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The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.

I FEEL VICTIMIZED

I low-key thought this was a post about quarantine…

Me too, lol! But then I realized it was made in 2017 and I was like ???

Wait it wasn’t about the quarantine???

this is one of those things that you scroll past and then scroll back up thinking “wait thats hilarious”

I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

@noelle217

This is adorable

They just posted some more!

[source]

And some more!

You forgot these!!!

I’m disappointed that these were left out

Cat just proving which is the superior loaf

it’s…. gecko gsaturday

God gave me basic image editing skills and a free downloadable Carl Barks font for a reason

Original Vine: (X)

i was honestly almost convinced this was real

fucking

L A U N C H

By SEPHKO

Wait, I’m confused. Did the cat kill someone or did she dig up a body that her owner buried?

Yes

I got bored and bought a piece of poop name “Shelly”

I like shellys glasses

Stop roasting me it’s only Tuesday

fgfdgfgfgfh

Source?

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

Wait for it.

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT