Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

Witchcraft: The ancient art of sneaking into the woods to put small objects in felt bags.

Witchcraft: The ancient art of hoarding jars around your house and throwing random objects in them because reasons.

I fucking love Pete from My Chemical Romance

when your friends are too turnt and you’ve gotta look after them

*raises hand faster than light*

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

“Only on [system I don’t have]!”

This newborn pudu deer sleeps in a flowerpot. IT SLEEPS IN A FLOWERPOT.

😍😂 “It’s all about the voice”

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

Save my Matthew

This is Matthew.

Matthew is 22 years old, teaches karate to little kids

puts ketchup on his eggs

and Matthew has stage II colon cancer. He’s currently on Chemotherapy and needs your help. Matthew just completed his first round of chemotherapy and the symptoms are starting to arise. loss of hair, weightloss and bruises on his skin. As a friend it’s very hard to watch someone who could kick literal butt go through this.

I can’t even imagine how hard it is on him. Matthew is struggling, he’s already $30,000 in debt and this is his first treatment with at least 5 more to go. To make things worse Matthew isn’t getting any support from his family.  Matthew recently came out to them and he’s been disowned by his family and church, just for being who he is. Kicked to the curb and relying on friends for a place to sleep, and now it could also kill him, without the financial support he needs he can’t afford the treatments necessary to save his life. Insurance only pays for so much and experimental treatments aren’t covered. My name is Adam, and I love Matthew.

He’s homeless and now not getting the treatment he needs because of me. Matt came out to his family and he did it for me and now he’s living from couch to couch while working three jobs all to pay for medical treatment he needs. His dad told him he has cancer because of his lifestyle and it’s God’s punishment. I think Matt believes him. Matt strips at night and makes good money doing this but It’s hard on his body and he gets weak easily now. He can’t teach Karate anymore as the chemo has made his cartilage weak, he has a dislocated rib now.

He needs your help, I need your help. I can’t live without him and he’s too good for all this bad to happen to him.

Please, please, share this, donate what you can, anything and every little thing you can do helps. Every penny will go to treatment and anything left over will go to cancer research if we reach our goal. Were expecting another $60-80,000  in medical treatment. Any left over proceeds will be donated to The Children’s Cancer Research Fund. http://www.childrenscancer.org/

Please, no amount is too small, a few cents can make a difference.

Thank you, Please like share and donate here.

Guys,  $136 in the first hour, you’re all amazing. I’m crying right now.

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me this summer: working hard. stacking money. hitting the gym. drinking smoothies. clear skin. flowers. fresh fruits. watching the sun set on the beach. not getting distracted by love.

Watch: Warren goes to explain why Trump is not a strong person.

Elizabeth Warren - a wealth of plain old Common Sense. 

*angry bisexual screaming*